Skyyehighh
by on April 17, 2018
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The dilemma of being sick and wanting to smoke and get hella stoned. Do I further trash my lungs and lengthen my sickness or do I let my lungs rest and take a stupid tolerance break for the duration of my sickness...

Normal girls not understanding why you carry around a torch in your bag.

When someone asks what you like doing and smoking is pretty much the only thing you can think of.

When I used to live at home my dad would tell me to stop smoking weed in the room and I'd tell him I'm not and that he's smelling things because I'm not smoking weed... In reality I'm just taking dab after dab.. and they never said no dabbing so...lol.

Food isn't the only thing that's better when you're stoned if you get what I'm saying. *wink wink nudge nudge*

You have the best and coolest ideas when you're baked... but you hardly ever remember them later, do you?

I had all the lighters...Where do they always go?!?!?!

No bong? No problem. Us stoners are the best at improvising.

Sometimes you just find yourself doing weird things, and you have no actual reason as to why you're doing it.

I swear I think my lungs hate me. Sometimes I get mad at them for making me cough.

When you zone out and don't know if it's been 10 minutes or 10 seconds and you just laugh at yourself.
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