Traveling terrors!

So as some of you know, I flew out of LAX on Thursday, I was suppose to be going to New York, but a few glitches have come into the plan. I was originally suppose to leave at 1:10 and I found out at 10 and I am an hour away from LAX but I figured I would still be able to make it. I hoped in the shower packed my bag and drove off. I parked my car and walked to the shuttle, the guy approaches me and asks, "are you paying" and I was a little confused since I had just parked my car, so I said no I parked, and he said where I told him what level and he said okay you take that other shuttle, and he starts to drive off. I ask the lady that was there whats up with the shuttle service how does it work? and she got confused on why he didn't take me so she starts to run to his van and he keeps driving, she runs back and pages him over and over on the walkey talky and he ignores her. She than gets in the shuttle and says okay lets go what airline and I said American, so she drops me off there, so turns out American and U.S Arways are now the same thing so I had to run two terminals down and by the time I had gotten there I was ten minutes too late. They would not let me check in because the computer will not let you if you are anywhere in the thirty minute mark, and I was at the twenty minute mark. So we had to get a new flight which was fine no big deal, but i was a little frustrated with the fact that i missed my flight when i walked over to get the new one i put my bag down in frustration and i said okay so i missed my flight. and she starts of with "you can loose your attitude" and I said I didn't have an attitude towards you I had an attitude at the situation my vibes my be strong but that's about it im sorry your in the area in which my vibes are in but you are customer service and you are suppose to calm me down not stress me out more. so I get my ticket from the supervisor because she had an attitude and I couldn't deal with her anymore. I get onto my flight to phoenix and I get to my next plane and as we are about to leave a little girls keeps screaming I need water I need water so I let the flight attendant know but the dad refused her. I heard the little girl again and I had forgotten my blanket and jacket in my car rushing to the shuttle. So I decided to go talk to the flight attendant in there area rather than have them come back to me. I let them know a girl keeps asking for water and than I said (not threatening, not rudely, but in an everyday conversation) I am fuckin cold may I have a blanket I will pay for one. They then say don't use that language and it will cost you 2,500 dollars for the blanket because its for first class. How ridiculous so I go back to my seat and a guy follows me and says we need to take you off because you used profanity. (I am sorry but I didn't say it rudely, I am way above the age to cuss, I was in America where I have freedom of speech) lesson here: don't curse on a plane!!! so they make me get off refund my ticket and I was still in Arizona. the company who hired me gets a new ticket but the computer asks is it for someone else and the company who hired me clicked yes but they had him put in his information and so when the flight came I couldn't get on because it wasn't under my name. (He is already in new York and he was asleep by the time and his phone had died so I had to way of letting him know.) I texted him so he could see it in the morning and I slept on the floor until a fly woke me up by landing on me over and over again. I waited it out until he woke up and saw my messages and got back to me. Now I am in a hotel room in Phoenix still and I have a flight to New York tomorrow at 6am. I cant wait it was one hell of an experience. but I am just glad to be safe and in new York tomorrow! would love to smoke with some of the girls here while i'm here. im comfortable in a hotel room and i am so happy to be laying down!!!