my funny stoner moment

i walk into the kitchen with my beautiful red stoner eyes
started looking thru the fridge for smoking to munch on
then my mother walks in....

mom:did you wash your hair?
me:yea cant you tell??
mom:yea that's why your eyes are red
me:what??? O_o
mom:you got shampoo in your eyes right?
me:oh yea lol

but in my mind: ahaha oh no mom its cuz im high cant you smell the maryjane from my room?? lmfao XD