So I decided to write a ridiculous song...

" It Wasn't Mary's Fault"


One day I got up and smoked a bowl of reefer

hopped out of bed and realized I'm the master chiefer

there was a girl in my room, I wondered how I did meet her

Soon I found out that she was the master queefer



dunn

dunn

dunn



It wasn't Mary's fault

I got addicted to the rock

smoke a lot of pot

I dont give a fuck

but it wasn't Mary's fault



dunn

dunn

dunn



It wasn't Marys fault that I always hit the pookie

cause of her I got hungry and then ate a fuckin cookie

she always smells so good

she smells so sweet

I think I might just eat her

her perfume fills the room

maybe someday I... will... be... her... groom



dunn

dunn

dunn



It wasnt marys fault

I got addicted to the rock

smoke a lot of pot

I don't give a fuck

but it wasn't Mary's fault

how the? what the? fuck.


Hope ya'll liked it, I know it's not great; but it's fun to sing when you're messed up at a party!