My New Name & My 1st Gig: S&MJane

So! It seems as though going to my very 1st Friday Night Sesh has already been a good move for me I've been plucked to be a promoter for the S&MJane Adult Sesh Event happening next Thursday 8/24 in DTLA.

And at 1st I was like this is way too short notice I cannot sell any tickets in time wtf. Super discouraging thinking right?! So I vanquished those thoughts from my mind real quick & decided to hurry the fuck up & just email them back to say 'yes I'm down to promote'! But I didn't wanna jump into this promo thing & bombard all my regular homies (some of which are super professional) with a bunch of promo ads & the potential of future booty pics!

So I decided to give myself a "weed name" lol
I remember not too long ago I was making fun of some dude for having a weed name, now look at me! But I am not good at this shit, as you can see my 1st thought was to go with "DarlingDee" a cute, but generic, could be any, pin-uppy, wanna-be type of girl. And that simply is not me. I do like cute, pin-uppy stuff, but not all the time. Not as much as I like to smoke weed.

I remember I was milling over new name possibilities w/my work buddy Brian, & at 1st he had same "DalilahDabs" or "DabbinDalilah" which are both cute, but a bit of misrepresentations since I don't dab nearly as much as I consume edibles or smoke regular ass weed. Then he came up w/"Danklilah" cuz duh all the weed I smoke is dank af! But then it dawned on me, Danklilah is super unique & memorable, and kinda wacky & funny at the same time-- which is more like me lol

Then when I go to make my new IG page, some damn girl that spells it w/an E has already got the name Danklilah & to top it off, she's not even using the damn page, and to top it off with a damn cherry on top- she's cute! *internally screaming* nah, but still, damn! I don't get the OG IG. So I add the 420 to become @Danklilah420 which actually makes more sense, since I'm striving to be a 420Nurse!

NGL it was pretty exciting seeing my new name Danklilah420 in an eventbrite link when the S&MJane promoter sent it my way. I'm even more excited that a couple of my girl friends are already interested in going!

With that said, maybe you should think of going too..? It is a 21+ event, so it is just for us grown folks

It'll be NEXT THURSDAY 8/24
333 Live, 333 S. Boylston Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90017
10pm-2am ***Club hour times, not typical sesh times***
featuring:
Music, DJ, Bellydancing, Exotic Edibles,
Medicated Sushi served atop a Nude Model
Medicated Mixers
C-B-D Medicated Massages will be given on site
Titillating Entertainment
Adult Toy Boutiques

There's gift bags for the 1st 100 attendees
And VIP Gift Bags as well
Everyone will also receive a $200 travel card
So literally, something for everyone <3

Click the link below if you think ya wanna go, just RSVP for now or buy your discounted pre-sale tickets right now!!!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/smjane-tickets-36525521819?aff=danklilah420